This year's Halloween will be weird. Instead of a party or handing out candy I'll be the Best Man in my sister's wedding. It will be the second wedding I've been in this year. The kicker? I fucking hate weddings.
I actually feel like I belong at this one though. My sister's boyfriend Ben asked if I'd be his best man and I said yes. I'm cool with it because we actually get along. Almost too well. My sister gets so jealous. It's pretty hilarious.
Mellanie and Ben, you're pains in my ass, but I love ya.