Can I ever win? I obviously can't be friends with women. You my friend are like a girlfriend without the sex.
I can't say much that isn't taken wrong. All I said was "It's just pot, I don't care if you smoke it. It's not like you're shooting up heroin." But it was taken as if you smoke pot you'll do heroin. Now why the fuck would I say that? Yes, all of my friends smoke, drink, whatever. I don't fucking care. I go out to bars with all of you.
I'm so upset about this I actually went and got you some weed. Yeah, the straightedge guy lol. Now if only you'd come talk to me in person. We were more than ok on Saturday. I hate this.