Fucked up my sideburns and moustache by dying them purple without lightening them first. I was hoping the neon green was light enough for it to just cover. They just look black again. Looks like I'll be buying more bleach and redoing them.
On another note, The girl that always comments on my beard is still doing it every time she sees me :). She told me she thought she was getting annoying because she compliments every time. I told her not to feel that way because her compliments make my day. My friend Ashley said that the girl partially orgasms over my beard when talking to me. Totally hilarious and could be true. Haha. Also, she's a little bit of the reason I decided to dye half of my face purple. I asked her opinion on me dying my sideburns purple and she said something about her opinion mattering the most when it comes to beards. It seemed like she was trying to flirt. Then again I've been single for about 4 years and it's all starting to sound like flirting. She also said my beard would be even more awesome with the purple in it because it would remind her of The Joker. I'm cool with that.
I went to the super market yesterday to get a few things with my friends. As we were walking in this sort of goth sort of not girl(bear with me on the horrible description) was walking out and across the parking lot. Again, she seemed intrigued with my beard. She definitely caught my eye with her half Jet Black half Platinum Grey hair. I'm kinda have a thing for younger women with dyed grey hair. I thought to myself that she was another gorgeous girl I'll never see again. Wrong. Chris, Ashley, and myself decided to go to Sally Beauty Supply so I could get the purple dye and guess who works there? It's funny how these things work out perfectly sometimes.
She asked me if I need help finding anything. I told her I knew what I was looking for and where it was. It came out a lot more rude than it was supposed to. I didn't want it to sound that way at all. Luckily she didn't notice because I would of felt like a complete jackass. I got the dye and met her at the counter. She told me she loved my beard and she said," You don't see colored beards often" which was actually a surprise to me because I see a bunch of people with dyed beards.. online anyway. Then, she asked me a bunch of questions about how I lightened it and everything. To my friends surprise I didn't make a fool of myself like I usually do when I open my mouth to talk to a girl I find attractive. I actually sounded like I knew what I was talking about. She was actually interested and that made my day. This was also the most eye contact I've made with anyone in a long time. She was keeping the conversation going even as my friends were basically dragging me out the door. I'm kinda happy that I need another bleach kit now. Hopefully she'll be working and I can keep from making anything awkward. Wish me luck :)