Monday Feb 12, 2007

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Today I heard that Elvis' "Jailhouse Rock" was all about anal rape of the prison variety. I haven't really had time to research it, yet, but it makes ALOT of sense.

Seriously.

That crazy bloated King.
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pistolita:
i'd like to video tape sex with my boyfriend. we've always joked about it.. but whenever i get serious about it, i think he kind of worms his way out of it. I"M FUCKING SERIOUS. smile

I'll mention that to him.. "it's a good angle if you video tape it."
rin:
elvis was one crazy dude. i once saw a kids in the hall episode where elvis was eating chicken in the bathtub and died and the chicken fell in the tub and i laughed for like an hour. i don't even know why.

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