If I was a photographer, I would come up with thousands of scenarios in my free time and say one before each sequence of photos.
Like, imagine you are laughing at joke about how diet doctor pepper does not really taste more like regular doctor pepper and then you hear something that sounds like a gun shot far away.
Imagine there is this cute boy who works at somewhere you buy smoothie beverages who always flirts with you about how your voice sounds like... a soft rain to his heart And it’s always something new each time and one day right after he says your the honey of the hummer bird, the boy releases a loud fart
Imagine a you are in a candy shop and a flirty old United States black man who looks like Morgan Freeman is breaking the rules of his job to be good to you, but he says he is allowed because he looks like God from many of our movies
I feel like I am missing out on my calling to work with naked girls and make money with you... 💦🥵🐒🦑🐇
