I told my youngest brother a couple weeks ago that he did not have to worry about me pursing his brand new girlfriend who, we had previously been competing for attention from, ...because I joined Suicide Girls and now I have, like a thousand 1,000 girlfriends. And he did not believe me...
Than I told him, ‘’ actually it is more like I have 30 thirty imaginary girlfriends.’ And then he did believe me... ❤️😘🕊
I am a feminist. ❤️💐🦋
Last year I had an online, almost kind of, sort of imaginary girlfriend. She identified very strongly with the Lilith character... she said it was who she was...
She convinced me that there’s pleasure to be had in a man’s rectum, even more so than a woman’s because the man has a prostate. She talked about the history of the G spot, and she knew the name of the German scientist who discovered it. She convinced me to buy an anal vibrator for myself ...and she was right.
I search the sex video website for “lesbian anal dildo” and this isn’t just a strategic attempt to be cute... 🥀🐒😇
One time my ex-imaginary girlfriend asked me, ‘if I had a penis would you let me put it in you butt.’ I said, ‘yes, but you have to be gentle.’
Es la verdad! Baila bachata, podemos ahora en another language?