I want to collect prints from models who think I am cool and or so cute and adorable... 🥰🥰🥰
I would pay retail 20$ for my choice signed messaged personalized print if you are on one of my top 5 lists... I have a few lists who I would serve you like an animal. Like a grown puppy or a service chimp. I have different categories of crushes for relational desires. But I am still going to be myself and try to negotiate if you can do a deal for two or three. Like seriously, I would allot 50$ of this months disability check. If you are on one of these lists message me if you can do 2 Prints for 25$. With free shipping. 🌹❤️ And I am allowed to tell people your my friend. 😍😘🥰
SGs witchy fantasy girls...
1) @vexaltyn 2) @ellqvist 3) @thaecos 4) @marjo 5) @siko
Hot Girls I’d serve with love and heart, but you’d need to tell me to stop playing and obey...
1) @doncella 2) @mikey 3) @evebunny 4) @jessicasarah 5) @tommy
Girls who I feel like I’d have a nurturing romantic thing for...
1) @olgakulaga 2) @fate 3) @bluenicorn 4) @moreena 5) @molliemars
Also, if I am able to make like, really handsome sexy and cute prints of myself at the UPS store, I would trade 3 of mine for each one of yours. That is also my idea for the ratio it takes towards male to female with any desired effort to be pleasant. Also I’d worry if I get too needy and go less than a 1:3 ratio of followers / following. Real numbers only exist in counting, and ratios. I am like, really smart. Numbers don’t really exist in measuring... My favorite number is 1:3.
FYI, I have a plan to flirt with those girls who I am the only one following to increase my numbers. Also FYI #2 I had an idea earlier that the followers / following is actually just a strategic popularity conspiracy... 🐒😇❤️ ...I don’t think most people actually use their feed. 😘😍💐