so today....i woke up and ate some chinese buffet and got real full, went to bed and then woke up to go pick up a friend that just got off work at the creepy crawl. my muffler peice also fell off my car,but we tied it back on with a coat-hanger. its nice to know that coat-hangers not only tie mufflers back on,abort babies,and aid in car theft-but they hang clothes up also! 
and
(I found this out during my stoner days in undergrad) they can clean out metal pipes and bongs like nobody's business...
they can also be the most unlikley murder weapon on the planet... though I prefere icecicles (sp?).
They melt after you use 'em...
No evidence!