Some "absolutely true" facts about the great CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Some people wear superman pajama`s. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN.
The quickest way to a mans heart is through Chuck Norris`s fist.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopy card, the 2 of clubs, and a green card from the game Uno.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
wow... i don`t know about you, but that just rocked my world....
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Some people wear superman pajama`s. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN.
The quickest way to a mans heart is through Chuck Norris`s fist.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopy card, the 2 of clubs, and a green card from the game Uno.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
wow... i don`t know about you, but that just rocked my world....
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But yes, I concur, he is very very hairy. I prefer the smoothness of a womans body myself.
and yes hairless is much better, except for my dog, I don't think he would be quite as cute without his fur...