Whenever I tell people factual things, for some bizzare reason, they never believe me. I am forever looking into the same dull, blinking, glassy-eyed stare, the drooling, slack-jawed mouth and hearing the same answer:
" Dude, you're, like, uh, like, kiddin' me, man"
Whatever it is I tell them, it's the SAME THING!
"Dubya is actually very intelligent" or "Enron is a blue-sky company" or "Iguana's like to climb trees" "DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE, UH, LIKE, KIDDIN' ME MAN!"
Well, HERE'S PROOF!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
" Dude, you're, like, uh, like, kiddin' me, man"
Whatever it is I tell them, it's the SAME THING!
"Dubya is actually very intelligent" or "Enron is a blue-sky company" or "Iguana's like to climb trees" "DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE, UH, LIKE, KIDDIN' ME MAN!"
Well, HERE'S PROOF!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
I miss my iguana!