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Tuesday Jun 26, 2012

Jun 26, 2012
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What is your favorite time of hiding in the shadows while stalking your victim(s) and performing a master ninja stealth "kill"?

Just now while on my way to my tent here at a retreat center in NY I seized a perfect opportunity.

I was passing the meditation building and noticed it unlocked. Just then my co worker came driving up on the golf cart to close it up. I ducked into to shadows quickly and silently. He passed me without notice, then I moved to the perfect position to attack no matter which way he walked back to his cart. At one point he walked directly to the other side of the door I was behind, only he turned and went back to the Sancturary doors. Again I heard his foot steps approach. He grabbed the door and closed it as he passed without seeing me in the shadows. His back was toward me and his movement away and then I BURST from my place of hiding. Instead of puttin a blade though his heart of taking his head I chose to strobe my red and white light headlamp back and forth while yelling "blubluublubluublubluuu!!!!" he turned and screamed with terror in his eyes and threw he small handily of paper cups and tissue at me. I, then, laughed maniacally with great fervor.

After a quick moment I grabbed him in a hug and calmed him down. Once he was calm again he went back to work, and them moment he drove away I laughed all the way to my tent. I'm going to chuckle about that for a while.

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