sweetloretta

You make me chuckle with glee!

Dom Deluise rules! I have had conversations with friends about the Dom and his awesome-ness. Or we'll make silly questions like ...

"What would you do if got home and Dom Deluise was sleeping in your bed and wearing your pjs?"

"I'd ask him why he was in my bed.."

"But what if you coulddn't speak?"

"What? Well, I guess I'd try shake him awake and try to gesture for him to leave."

"Well, what if you tried to, but you couldn't move?"

"Huh? What the hell? This is stupid! I guess I'd just do nothing..."

"What if everytime you started not trying to do anything you heard a high pitched squeal?"

"Okay now this is just getting pointless..."

"So? What would you do?"

"I dunno... I guess I'd try to pray to god to release me.. Or meditate and try to reach enlightment and asscend into heaven... yeah."

"What if you did and when you got to heaven they told you weren't allowed into heaven and they told you that you were going to hell?"

"I guess I'd go to hell."

"What if when you got to hell Satan made you sing 'We Built This City' for all of eternity?"

"I would meditate."

"Well you try but you can't."

"I'd meditate"

"I said you can't"

"I'd do it anyway."

"Well you can't"

"Well it doesn't matter, I'd do meditate no matter what."

"Fine..."

The End.

This is long, but I couldn't delete all that! Anyhow, I've never seen any of the stella shorts. And yeah, I'd for sure want to come eat tacos with you!

Remember that movie Summer School with Mark Harmon? Didn't a goat eat his Stones shirt or something?