i heard this: Louise May Alcott is a dumb cunt! I was innocently playing erotic photo hunt and drinking whiskey when i heard that and it caused me to spit my drink all over the screen. the snatch i hate was there and i was really drunk and yelling shit across the tables at her like 'dont make me take my earrings off bitch!' and...
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5 MORE things you never knew about me :
1) when i was in 8th grade i won a contest singing Careless Whisper
2) When i was 15 i met the Monkees in a parking lot and Davy Jones was a major dickhead
3) i have a piece of Morrissey's shirt
4) i introduced the Pharcyde at lollapalozza (the one with the beastie boys)
5)...
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1) when i was in 8th grade i won a contest singing Careless Whisper
2) When i was 15 i met the Monkees in a parking lot and Davy Jones was a major dickhead
3) i have a piece of Morrissey's shirt
4) i introduced the Pharcyde at lollapalozza (the one with the beastie boys)
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friedbanana:
1. a band I was in used to cover Careless Whisper evrytime someone yelled play some Skynyrd. Heh...fuckers hated that.
2. I used to stay home sick sometimes to watch the Monkees
3. I'd throw it out
4. I went to that year's Lollapalooza
5. Me either.
2. I used to stay home sick sometimes to watch the Monkees
3. I'd throw it out
4. I went to that year's Lollapalooza
5. Me either.
stanky:
thanks for the happy birthday
i am eating tiny pancakes...yum...went to a baseball game yesterday. it was fun and super cheap, two of my favorite things. maybe i'll go out to the lake and go swimming today. my husband's friend came up (without notice again) and stayed with us. i cant stand him. he is such a sad sack. always complaining about the state of his life and blaming everyone...
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friedbanana:
Pancakes = good
Unexpected drop ins = way bad
stinky feline buttholes = smelly bad
Unexpected drop ins = way bad
stinky feline buttholes = smelly bad
emilyrocks:
the ugly gorilla girl is a bum. she just got a job at a pet grooming place. what little money she makes is gone within a couple of days. no way she's gonna have all the money i need...
got pretty damn drunk and danced my ass off. douche bag girl had the good sense not to show up. lucky for her, as the fiesty level was on 11. came home and ate left over indian food with the hubby. then he threw up all the saag aloo on the side of the bed. 
poor baby. going to a burlesque show at the 3B...
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hammersmith:
Thanks, but it's just the top ten. 
friedbanana:
Damn...I was looking forward to a boxing story
just took my last final! woo-hoo! gotta get my liver prepared cause i plan on drinking alot tomorrow. gee, i hope i dont see that stupid girl i hate when i'm drunk and accidently throw a drink on her or punch her in the face 
that would be a big 'ol shame.
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guitargeek:
Nope, nor were the cheerleaders standing around in their respective uniforms. In fact, I didn't realize at the time that any of these girls had jobs at all; it was the next morning when all of this came to light. It's funny, though, since I haven't been to a football game since about 1986, and have been inside one Hooter's restaurant... maybe in 1997.
I'm not crazy about buffalo wings or jock culture.
I'm not crazy about buffalo wings or jock culture.
minibeanie:
I wanna go drinking with you.... 
best day yesterday. rain day, big cushy chair, flanked with pets, big glass of country time lemonade and watching Mr. Mom on T.V. Got my train ticket to portland so i can meet up with my man on tour. only a week left
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rottenart:
thanks very much. i'm hoping the next one will be along before too long...
guitargeek:
220, 221, whatever it takes...
got super drunk on saturday with my friend jen and various others. my hubby is on tour and i was drinkin' my sorrows away. i spent a great deal of time talking about Rush and cuddling with my friends Kiss cover band, leaving me coated in face paint and whiskey. my friends cant stop touching my boobs when we drink and we brought back our...
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friedbanana:
You write new journals all the time now.
friedbanana:
That's really too weird! He really has that tat'd on himself? Whoah....I'm reading a book on thylacines now.
things about me you never knew:
1) my dad was in a band called Dog's Breath
2)when i was 14 my sisters 27 year old boyfiend wrote me love letters and secretly called me to tell me how much he loved me
3)a guy i was talking to got shot in the head while we were standing there. he survived and later told me it...
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1) my dad was in a band called Dog's Breath
2)when i was 14 my sisters 27 year old boyfiend wrote me love letters and secretly called me to tell me how much he loved me
3)a guy i was talking to got shot in the head while we were standing there. he survived and later told me it...
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friedbanana:
Considered it?!? I wrote the book on it! 
drrocket:
It is genius, isn't it? Simple pleasures are the best. You know, really, I'd take either/or.
Mad props on the quality birthday. And the DEVO-love.
The new Loretta Lynn is awesome, by the way. Highly recommended.
[Edited on May 14, 2004 7:58AM]
Mad props on the quality birthday. And the DEVO-love.
The new Loretta Lynn is awesome, by the way. Highly recommended.
[Edited on May 14, 2004 7:58AM]
this is what my days will consist of for the next month: classes 9:30-12:20, water garden and eat, take dogs for a walk, go to work, eat and do homework, ride bike, watch a will and grace rerun and go to bed. occasionally sprinkled with showers, chores and/or an episode of cheers. pretty exciting stuff huh? 
friedbanana:
Sorry...I thought you were a goner.
My life is far more exciting...I wake up, eat, nap, do nothing, bed. Ugh
My life is far more exciting...I wake up, eat, nap, do nothing, bed.
Ugh
friedbanana:
I do not cry nor whimper...I yell triumphantly!
i'm baaaack
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friedbanana:
Yeah, I found it hard to pay attention on this site for some time. I guess I'm back now. For now.
I guess I'm not snatched up cause I'm shy. Kinda simple huh? Oh...and meaty?
Well, I hope all stays well with you. You keep in touch k?!
Take care
I guess I'm not snatched up cause I'm shy. Kinda simple huh? Oh...and meaty?
Well, I hope all stays well with you. You keep in touch k?!
Take care
friedbanana:
I'm cleaning up my friend's list...Lemme know if you come back!
i will be disapearing for a bit as i have moved and have not got internet service yet. my old man is on tour right now so i have to wait for him to get back before i can cause i know nothing about this crap. so i will be back late september 
friedbanana:
S hi when ya return ya hear?!
my new house has a leak in one of the rooms and the carpet is damp in the closet and under one of the windows. 
the landlords are supposed to fix this asap but until then moving in has all but halted. i had this problem before and ended up with severe allergies and losing hundreds of dollars in clothes, shoes, purses and my bed....
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the landlords are supposed to fix this asap but until then moving in has all but halted. i had this problem before and ended up with severe allergies and losing hundreds of dollars in clothes, shoes, purses and my bed.... Read More
friedbanana:
Greetings from Zurich! Keep my secret, k?
Sorry about the new digs. I know an Agent who disposes of wet closet monsters. He also brings cheese on his housecalls. Good luck.
Sorry about the new digs. I know an Agent who disposes of wet closet monsters. He also brings cheese on his housecalls. Good luck.
He was totally hot.
Crazy, but Hott.