sweetiyvie

Sorry, I fell down a big black hole there for like a month guys.....

Not much going on here, just working, eating sleeping shitting sexxing. Exciting huh?!

WAIT.

I went to the local coffee shop here about a week ago, just to go and be bored. I was in line for my cocoa when I look over and.....

A certain woman beating asshole happened to be sitting there on a laptop laughing it up with his lame friends.

OOOHHH... the fire that ignited in my heart when I saw his big poofy hair and stupid gangly arms flailing around- This fucker should not be enjoying himself so much! Then.. I realized.. with an evil grin spreading across my face, that I AM GOING TO RUIN THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY'S EVENING, AND ENJOY EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT.

SO. I called my sister, and summoned her to watch this plan un-fold.

By the time she shows up with her man, I am mostly done with my cocoa and the prick had spotted me. But this will not throw a wrench in it for me, NOOOO...nooo...I fill my mostly empty cup with BOILING hot water and head outside for a smoke.

Outside Zazz tells everyone my plan. Shit..even the employees on their smoke breaks wanted to help me out. I decide I am done fucking around the bush and head back in with the quickness. Silently dedicating the next few minutes of my life to my wifey, I stride right through the door. (Unbeknownst to me there was a handful of people following to watch...)

I march right up to his table, stare him straight in the eye and simply say: " You shouldn't hit girls, bitch" and dump my damn drink right on his stooopid fucking head.

He looked like a kicked dog,his friends were slackjawed and speechless. All of a sudden there is just this burst of laughter ripping through from all sides as I walked out, poor poor bastard, HUMILIATED.

HAHA FUCKING HA!
Shouldn't fuck with my wifey, or my family, YA HURD?

Bah...he got off fucking easy.....