My younger brother drives a 1986 Mercury Grand Marquee.
Last week he was grounded for getting pulled over and arrested for posession of Mari jooo ana. (ooohh...*gasp*)
So my parents grounded the boy...which he deemed un-acceptable and decided to leave with afore mentioned car and not return.
My parents decided; "what the hell, bastards almost 18, let him go". Allthough they were a bit peeved when the school called everyday last week saying the he had not shown up at all.
Well today, my Father called the school were my brother attends... "Clean and Sober School" to be exact... to ask if he showed up today.
He was in fact in class at that very moment.
My Father thought it would be funny and just punishment to my brother if he stole my brothers car while he was in class.
Genius.
See, if my bro's car is gone, how can he run right?
Brilliant.
So my Dad drove down to the school with my Mom and a spare key to my bro's car. He hops in this boat beast of a car and fires it up. So far so good.
He puts it into reverse, to back out of the parking space, and nearly backs into another parked car.
"Brakes are shit!" He says to himself, wiping his brow.
Puts into drive, hits the gas a bit hard, hits brakes not hard enough.............
and...............
Goes right through the wall into my brothers classroom.
My brother comes running out "WHAT THE HECK DAD??!?!"
MY FATHER....
MADE ME PROUD TODAY!!
When was the last time your Dad made you proud?
Last week he was grounded for getting pulled over and arrested for posession of Mari jooo ana. (ooohh...*gasp*)
So my parents grounded the boy...which he deemed un-acceptable and decided to leave with afore mentioned car and not return.
My parents decided; "what the hell, bastards almost 18, let him go". Allthough they were a bit peeved when the school called everyday last week saying the he had not shown up at all.
Well today, my Father called the school were my brother attends... "Clean and Sober School" to be exact... to ask if he showed up today.
He was in fact in class at that very moment.
My Father thought it would be funny and just punishment to my brother if he stole my brothers car while he was in class.
Genius.
See, if my bro's car is gone, how can he run right?
Brilliant.
So my Dad drove down to the school with my Mom and a spare key to my bro's car. He hops in this boat beast of a car and fires it up. So far so good.
He puts it into reverse, to back out of the parking space, and nearly backs into another parked car.
"Brakes are shit!" He says to himself, wiping his brow.
Puts into drive, hits the gas a bit hard, hits brakes not hard enough.............
and...............
Goes right through the wall into my brothers classroom.
My brother comes running out "WHAT THE HECK DAD??!?!"
MY FATHER....
MADE ME PROUD TODAY!!
When was the last time your Dad made you proud?
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cheshire:
just got the invite late last night...
voodo0:
yep...your lis is cool. tell i say hi too