Time is flying and I'm halfway there... 20 weeks or 5 months tomorrow!
My phone seems to be having some network issues, so I haven't been able to send any new pics of my buddah. That's probably a good thing for your guy's sake...
I am getting quite large, but I wouldn't say this pregnancy has ruined me yet. Physically at least. Mentally I think that is an entirely different story.
When a girl's happy time usually consists of chugging whiskey from the bottle and chain smoking camels, such sudden restrictions on diet and lifestyle can be jarring..
My journal has certainly become a boring place to visit, hasn't it?
I guess I have been just up to nothing lately.. At least what I consider to be "nothing" because it doesn't involve nudity and/or innebriation (sp?) while hanging out the side window of a car screaming at strangers. Which used to be a normal night out for me.
Feh.
Lets try talking about what I have actually been up to lately and see if it works better than your ambien, shall we?
I am taking some classes at the JC, slowly working my way towards a BA in Biology, w00t. Got my head in books most of the time now.
Speaking of books I went down to Barnes and Noble and picked up Robinson Crusoe, a classic and a favorite from childhood.
I must have read that book at least 50 times growing up, and I am greedily reading it again.
I also picked up a baby name book while I was there, because, well, I have to name this fetus for good here in about 4 months. Considering it took me like almost a year to name my cat, I figure I better get started on the name thing, the sooner the better in my case. If you have any good ones, feel free to drop them here, I need all the help I can get. And I don't know what I am having yet, unfortunately.
I just have to say here that my boyfriend is completely unable to speak when he is stoned.
I just modeled my new ultra-sexy bra for him and he says: "Does it cradle your massively smelling ovaries?" D'OH.
I think that was supposed to mean "Does that cradle your massively SWELLING MAMMARIES?"
WTF.
Anyway.. I am actually going to go somewhere tonight, see some people I haven't seen in ages, maybe some that haven't even heard of our impending arrival, which likely means tons of belly rubs. *Sigh*
Just in case any of you were unaware, 99% of pregnant women HATE their belly being rubbed by anyone other than close CLOSE friends and family, it's just fucking weird.
Especially when they rub all low by your crotch.
Don't touch me.
I hate you.
And I will be the first to invent a rubber-lined stranger shocker belly band.
Thats right, it's lined with rubber, so baby and I are safe, but when you place your uninvited sweaty clammy hand on my baby-belly, you will get a nice
330 volt reminder that you shouldn't touch strangers, especially Mama-bear's little jewel. I mean, hello?! Think of the primal wrong you are commiting. You are just begging to get laid out, buddy!
(Can you tell I have been groped more than I can handle lately?)
I know people just get excited, and I shouldn't be so snappy....
My phone seems to be having some network issues, so I haven't been able to send any new pics of my buddah. That's probably a good thing for your guy's sake...
I am getting quite large, but I wouldn't say this pregnancy has ruined me yet. Physically at least. Mentally I think that is an entirely different story.
When a girl's happy time usually consists of chugging whiskey from the bottle and chain smoking camels, such sudden restrictions on diet and lifestyle can be jarring..
My journal has certainly become a boring place to visit, hasn't it?
I guess I have been just up to nothing lately.. At least what I consider to be "nothing" because it doesn't involve nudity and/or innebriation (sp?) while hanging out the side window of a car screaming at strangers. Which used to be a normal night out for me.
Feh.
Lets try talking about what I have actually been up to lately and see if it works better than your ambien, shall we?
I am taking some classes at the JC, slowly working my way towards a BA in Biology, w00t. Got my head in books most of the time now.
Speaking of books I went down to Barnes and Noble and picked up Robinson Crusoe, a classic and a favorite from childhood.
I must have read that book at least 50 times growing up, and I am greedily reading it again.
I also picked up a baby name book while I was there, because, well, I have to name this fetus for good here in about 4 months. Considering it took me like almost a year to name my cat, I figure I better get started on the name thing, the sooner the better in my case. If you have any good ones, feel free to drop them here, I need all the help I can get. And I don't know what I am having yet, unfortunately.
I just have to say here that my boyfriend is completely unable to speak when he is stoned.
I just modeled my new ultra-sexy bra for him and he says: "Does it cradle your massively smelling ovaries?" D'OH.
I think that was supposed to mean "Does that cradle your massively SWELLING MAMMARIES?"
WTF.
Anyway.. I am actually going to go somewhere tonight, see some people I haven't seen in ages, maybe some that haven't even heard of our impending arrival, which likely means tons of belly rubs. *Sigh*
Just in case any of you were unaware, 99% of pregnant women HATE their belly being rubbed by anyone other than close CLOSE friends and family, it's just fucking weird.
Especially when they rub all low by your crotch.
Don't touch me.
I hate you.
And I will be the first to invent a rubber-lined stranger shocker belly band.
Thats right, it's lined with rubber, so baby and I are safe, but when you place your uninvited sweaty clammy hand on my baby-belly, you will get a nice
330 volt reminder that you shouldn't touch strangers, especially Mama-bear's little jewel. I mean, hello?! Think of the primal wrong you are commiting. You are just begging to get laid out, buddy!
(Can you tell I have been groped more than I can handle lately?)
I know people just get excited, and I shouldn't be so snappy....
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I know what you mean about the belly thing.
I had strangers kissing mine.
Post a new pic, you are beautiful pregnant!