sweetiyvie

I saw a fatal car crash the other day.
I drove by like 29 seconds after it hapened.
There was a couple of cars pulled off on the shoulder,
and this chick got out and stepped partly into the road,
holding her hand up with this weird sick look on her face.
Of course I, (Sadly this is how I am..)
am like, "What the fuck you crazy bitch, get out of the road!"
Thank god I didn't have time to yell it out the window
I had to slow down to avoid annhilating said chick,
and I happened to look to my left.....
There was this silver Chevy Blazer up against a fence,
the whole drivers side of the car was twisted metal through to the other side.
Looked like a fucking plane wreck, papers floating all around...
Then I saw the old man, hanging out of the drivers side window,
blood dripping down his fingers, thank god I only saw the top of his head,
I don't think I would be too happy if I saw his face.
The whole windshield was busted and covered in blood.
Oh man.....
I totally started gagging.
Thats not something anyone wants to suddenly happen apon,
lastly 2 pregnant chicks with full tummys on a windy highway.
I still haven't seen anything in the paper yet,
I'm 90% sure he was dead, but you never know now a days.
He's probably chillin' it up in an easy chair with his new plastic heart
and metal legs.



How was your Thursday?