sweetbutch

you know, they say that kids were made so damn cute so we wouldn't abandon them, or eat them


well, the boogers make them too gooey and salty to eat, but they are a major oozing aesthetic challenge









sooooo uncute





but God in his infinite wisdom created heterosexuals

to give birth to homosexuals

who would be in charge of keeping the planet aesthetically pleasing










and irish bi-guys are way sexy too, dontchaknow.....