Sunday May 16, 2004

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Wow. It's moments like these that make me stop and appreciate what a cool ass motherfucker I am.
I received this email from Koriku last night. I would like to make it clear that I have been great friends with this girl for several years and she has never so much as kissed my cheek... nor has she mentioned any desire to do so or...
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cease:
wow. that's a ringing endorsement if I ever heard one.

and the illuminati are just the upper crust of the shriners, anyway.

[Edited on May 16, 2004 12:50PM]
wuvmonki:
That should be a PSA. Happy Birthday!

loveooo aaa

Monday May 10, 2004

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What?!? Like you don't hit your girl!

I've neglected my journal writing responsibilities. Not that anyone actually reads these, but still... I shouldn't let that detour me from reporting. It's my function. ...or something. Sorry, I've been reading a lot of Sandman lately and all the anthropomorphic personification of what-have-you has gotten me feeling as though I should find something to represent and embody it....
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cease:

Don't worry. chicks always love Edward Scissorhands.

and Atreyu isn't that obscure a referemce. at least not among scifi nerds.

Thursday Apr 22, 2004

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So for those of you that have been keeping up, you should already know that this has been the most physically excruciating month of my life. But hey... it builds character. Like, I mean, before the whole ordeal I was only a pretty decent guy... Now I'm a pretty decent guy that can refer to April 2004 as "the most physically excruciating month" of his...
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Wednesday Apr 14, 2004

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You know things are really bad when you miss the good old days where abnormally large things came out of your penis. I say this because very soon something will be going in! Does this not disturb you? Are you not terrified for me? It's okay, really... I'll make up for your lack and more all by myself. In about five hours I will...
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Monday Apr 12, 2004

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Saturday Apr 10, 2004

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If you're ever sitting around bored and you start thinking "Gee, I should try having a kidney stone. I've never had kidney stones before and I live on the edge and stuff..." Let me be the first to tell you that this is a fairly bad idea.

I spent all of last Wednesday alone in a hospital bed. Wait, that's a lie. I spent part...
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timore:
Since you were obviously trying to make the story of a horrid event seem humorous, I guess I can tell you I laughed my ass off when reading that. I've heard from a friend that experienced both that kidney stones are worse than giving birth, but who knows. If I had been in the ER waiting room feeling shitty, I can assure you that seeing someone crawl across chairs and whatnot would probably make me feel better, or wonder what drugs they were on. In any case, I hope you feel better biggrin

Monday Apr 05, 2004

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Spent all day with Stephanie today. I was overjoyed to see that she was alive and well. The other night I dreamed she was on a fieldtrip. I wasn't there... I was just sort of omnipresent. Anyway, she was standing on the edge of a mountain and decided to drink chocolate. Not milk... just chocolate. Obviously this is a difficult thing to do as chocolate...
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apologees:
so you wanna be an SGATLien, eh?
ooo aaa
deckwreck:
Ah, Karen O...

Did you go to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs show at the Echo Lounge last November? I had my solitary fanboy moment there. Karen spit water in my face. It was hot.

Friday Apr 02, 2004

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I received a disturbing letter in the old e-mailbox today. The implications of this message are quite possibly catastrophic. Even worse is that my communication to the author of the troubling news has been cut off. Since my account has this loving habit of not letting me send large letters... or, at least, making me click send about 50 times before it actually works. This...
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arcadia_rose:
that was the best introductory email i have ever received. You are indeed an interesting person, no doubt.

Thursday Apr 01, 2004

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I finally went out and bought myself a digital camera. I feel sort of like I'm betraying my loyal polaroid, "Soul-Stealer". But in the long run this is a gajillion times cheaper. My first subject was, true to my narcissistic nature, me. I took three pictures in rapid succession while driving home and didn't look at them until I arrived at my destination. I am...
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Sunday Oct 26, 2003

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And it tastes. . . like Jeremy.
NADIAO: Hi!
Crazy Mr Sushi: hello.
NADIAO: Its me.
Crazy Mr Sushi: hi.... you.
NADIAO: It's Nadia.
Crazy Mr Sushi: if i knew a Nadia, i'm sure that the name would ring a bell.
NADIAO: Don't mess with me.
Crazy Mr Sushi: alright... i won't
NADIAO: Why are you a jerk?
Crazy Mr Sushi: more importantly, how am...
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blush69:
Hi!
You live in ATL (supposedly) and you like Belle and Sebastian and Bright Eyes, maybe my 2 favorite bands. So I figured the least I could do was say hi.
-Blush
xigorx:
so yeah, i am trying to find a place for my band to play in atlanta on the 13th or 14th of march... i dont know if you could help in anyway, but im just messaging random folk near atlanta to see if anyone could help, or possibly point me in the right direction... let me know
you can check the band out at www.thegaskets.com
thanks...
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