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Damn, and I thought I was dramatic. Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population - you. Mountain View Gossip Company needs to fuckin get it together. Time to make like a tree and get the fuck out.
Also, I was stopped at a red today in a lane in which you could continue on straight or turn right, and some chick behind me was honking and shouting at me to move because she wanted to turn right. Further proof that girls are fucking nutty and to be avoided at all costs, and I include myself in that.
Also also, I am officially obsessed with Degrassi - The Next Generation. Manny is such a ho, I love it.
And finally, here's another cliched phrase that mom used to beat to death - "people in glass houses should not throw stones". Fuckah.
Damn, and I thought I was dramatic. Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population - you. Mountain View Gossip Company needs to fuckin get it together. Time to make like a tree and get the fuck out.
Also, I was stopped at a red today in a lane in which you could continue on straight or turn right, and some chick behind me was honking and shouting at me to move because she wanted to turn right. Further proof that girls are fucking nutty and to be avoided at all costs, and I include myself in that.
Also also, I am officially obsessed with Degrassi - The Next Generation. Manny is such a ho, I love it.
And finally, here's another cliched phrase that mom used to beat to death - "people in glass houses should not throw stones". Fuckah.