Well last night at about 2:30 am I couldn't sleep- There were a million, and I kid you not, a million infomercials. Good God! There he was, like a beacon for my insomnia, Eric Estrada.
The EE timeline:
CHIPs-> Los Dos Mujeres de un Camino -> The Surreal Life and now Infomercials, not to mention the Loveboats and Fantasy Islands. I had the biggest crush on him when I was in junior HS
Last night he was advertising property in North West Arkansas. All the land you want for $29,000.00, a great place to retire, or vacation, build your dream house! All the photo's were from a helicopter, which means to me, no roads, and maybe you don't want to be any closer to it than by helicopter. Come to think of it, I didn't see any cars.
My brain flashed on the last time I saw Eric. It was in a starbucks and he was talking to one of the coffee maids about going snowboarding. All I could think , was where will i get my coffee, if he runs off with the coffee bitches. And does he have the proper parental consent forms. He also likes to have marigolds planted all round . He wants his garden to be "Tits", just to put his face in them and enjoy. And another little known Eric fact, he's tall!
The EE timeline:
CHIPs-> Los Dos Mujeres de un Camino -> The Surreal Life and now Infomercials, not to mention the Loveboats and Fantasy Islands. I had the biggest crush on him when I was in junior HS
Last night he was advertising property in North West Arkansas. All the land you want for $29,000.00, a great place to retire, or vacation, build your dream house! All the photo's were from a helicopter, which means to me, no roads, and maybe you don't want to be any closer to it than by helicopter. Come to think of it, I didn't see any cars.
My brain flashed on the last time I saw Eric. It was in a starbucks and he was talking to one of the coffee maids about going snowboarding. All I could think , was where will i get my coffee, if he runs off with the coffee bitches. And does he have the proper parental consent forms. He also likes to have marigolds planted all round . He wants his garden to be "Tits", just to put his face in them and enjoy. And another little known Eric fact, he's tall!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
I agree. Maybe you should leave the sadly part in and maintain an air of mystery.