I have teh ills. Its seems to be some horrid copulation of hayfever and a cold. it results in massive amounts of mucus, blocked everythings and puffy eyes.
I hate the world when I feel like this.
I have taken to:
playing warcraft badly
scowling at people
refusing to go out to meet friends
refusing to go to Camden to have fun
scowling at people
breathing through my mouth
wearing an oversized beanie hat that is Ty's. It smells of his dreadlock wax,which is grapefruit flavoured.
watching youtube videos of angry cats
stalking people on facebook
sitting in the bath for hours squinting with one eye
reading the Times
scowling at people
and now this;
List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
1) I often wish I was born a guy. I would probably wear even more make up then I do now as a girl, and would cause many gender-bending confusions. My nan has caught me dressing up Barbies in Ken clothes and giving them boyish haircuts many a time, and one of my biggest crushes has always been Eddie Izzard.
2) I have a writing portfolio of over 1000 pieces. Most of which are short stories.No-one ever reads them.
3) I shoplifted a pen from the Natural History Museum in year four. I don't regret it.
4) My main habit is caffine. I sometimes feel that I couldn't live without it, and I feel a psycological desire for it first thing in the morning.
5) I get exceedingly over-excited about stationary and crockery. I will actually seek out the 'perfect' pen/mug/utensil/notebook and feel that I cannot write until I all the right objects to do so. I consider this to be a Libran side to me.
6) The wierdest gift I was ever given was an umberella, from a 'fan' who collected pictures of me on the internet. I gave it away because I don't like umberellas.
7) My imaginary friend was a unicorn named 'Sometimes'. She was tiny and purple, and could fly.
Right I am off to coat myself in vicks and wallow in self pity.
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