Hello my yellow tails and mahi mahis,
I keep haveing these dreams where i lock a piglet in my house and lock myself out.

The piglet destroys my comics and pees all over my bed, and digs up my carpet.
I have a very stressful dream life, I wonder what that's about.
So remember that mystery neighbor? That one in number 5?
Turns out he is in fact, a she!! And incredibly cute. She looks a bit like Temper if Temper was about 5 feet tall and had an oddly big (and very cute) bottom.
She is blonde though. And she has cats, and does some sort of web hosting thing. But she never wears sweatpants.
Her door still smells like wet paper bags though.
Take another look at Ditto and tell your friends.
I keep haveing these dreams where i lock a piglet in my house and lock myself out.

The piglet destroys my comics and pees all over my bed, and digs up my carpet.
I have a very stressful dream life, I wonder what that's about.
So remember that mystery neighbor? That one in number 5?
Turns out he is in fact, a she!! And incredibly cute. She looks a bit like Temper if Temper was about 5 feet tall and had an oddly big (and very cute) bottom.
She is blonde though. And she has cats, and does some sort of web hosting thing. But she never wears sweatpants.
Her door still smells like wet paper bags though.
Take another look at Ditto and tell your friends.

Tell me about a time you guessed and were very very wrong.
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That being said, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!! I hope you had an awesome day like you planned.