suri

Hello my Cakes and Pizzas,


Tomorrow is my birthday!! So I have the perfect day planned


Wake up early and have fancy iced coffee, from snooty coffee place. Maybe have their poached egg and asparagus sandwich.

Go to the public pool in a taxi. Because I am fancy.

Eat empanadas and horchata in a styrafom cup from food cart near the pool.

Taxi home.

Nap while watching episodes of "Peepshow" "The IT Crowd" or "Are You being served" so that i have english accented dreams.

Wake up, eat Russian black bread with butter and jam, and chocolate milk.

Get my hair cut.

Pizza, and a half a glass of red wine.


What do you do for your birthday? What would you have me do if you were planneing mine? (keep it clean kids )

And go wish my twin Trauma a happy birthday too