Hello my Grace Kellys and Jimmy Stewarts,
Wanna know things about my neighbors?
My neighbor across the hall is a flight attendant who likes smoking mediocre weed and ordering shoes in the mail. We talk about make-up and what is on TV in the afternoon.
My neighbor downstairs is a paranoid diabetic with a serious Philadelphia accent, he always argues with the land lady and never ever talks to me about anything but booze, The Ramones, and JFK.
The new Frat boys turned out not to be frat boys at all but a gay couple who are trying to adopt a baby from China, the funnier one just lost his mom in japan so i have been bringing them dinner.
The guy at the end of the hall is a creep and a formally famous photographer
The lady with 2 pugs is so cute I want to give her a sitcom, she has an amazing apartment. and gets 3-5 packages a month
The Artist is not very talented, but he is really an accountant so i guess thats ok. He hates when you play music, has eyes that are really far apart and i hate him.
The guy in the front apartment has lived here for 3 years and never said a word to me untill last night. He has a bowl cut. I thought he would be Slovakian (I'm good at guessing who is slovakian) but he is from Pittsburgh.
The English couple are very english and sometimes invite me for a sherry. I don't like Sherry but I love them, so i always come. They collect art and have a dog named Clover and a ton of great old records.
so....thats things about my neighbors.
Tell me something about your neighbors
Wanna know things about my neighbors?
My neighbor across the hall is a flight attendant who likes smoking mediocre weed and ordering shoes in the mail. We talk about make-up and what is on TV in the afternoon.
My neighbor downstairs is a paranoid diabetic with a serious Philadelphia accent, he always argues with the land lady and never ever talks to me about anything but booze, The Ramones, and JFK.
The new Frat boys turned out not to be frat boys at all but a gay couple who are trying to adopt a baby from China, the funnier one just lost his mom in japan so i have been bringing them dinner.
The guy at the end of the hall is a creep and a formally famous photographer
The lady with 2 pugs is so cute I want to give her a sitcom, she has an amazing apartment. and gets 3-5 packages a month
The Artist is not very talented, but he is really an accountant so i guess thats ok. He hates when you play music, has eyes that are really far apart and i hate him.
The guy in the front apartment has lived here for 3 years and never said a word to me untill last night. He has a bowl cut. I thought he would be Slovakian (I'm good at guessing who is slovakian) but he is from Pittsburgh.
The English couple are very english and sometimes invite me for a sherry. I don't like Sherry but I love them, so i always come. They collect art and have a dog named Clover and a ton of great old records.
so....thats things about my neighbors.
Tell me something about your neighbors
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fatality:
I really like that entry, Suri, it made me smile. I don't know anything about my neighbors...it's odd. I live on the bottom floor of a house that must have at least 5 other people in it, and I've really never even seen anyone else. I do get my internet from an emergency medicine resident upstairs...slip money in his mailbox every couple months.
khoos:
I'm not sure when, but I have a travel system, your book, a book to give you, and a book to lend you...