suri

Hello my igloos and snow angels.


Bad week this week (dispite the hotness of my hair )

I blew out my vibrator. My beloved Hitachi magic wand went out with its boots on, in a fourth of july style spectacular of smoke and sparks (yikes!). I had my first orgasm with that toy, it lasted me through some very lonely nights and some very fun not so lonely nights. R.I.P Prince Charming.


I have dental surgery tomorrow I hope they drug the fuck out of me.


I haven't been sleeping, I have terrible nightmares about accidentaly burning my house down.


I started smoking again. I am so disappointed in myself.


le sigh......Next week will be better. In the meantime I would love to hear some terrible jokes.

I'll start

A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and say, "Bartender, get us each a beer!" The bartender turns to them and says,

"Sorry, but we don't serve food here."


Yuk Yuk Yuk