The chicken and waffles were quite excellent. I wasn't entirely sure that these foods were going to go well together, but I was pleasantly surprised. The candied yams and cornbread were washed down with a very tasty orange juice/lemon juice combination called a "Sunrise", I believe.
I am also apparently funny, as I made my dinner companion laugh so hard that she sucked a piece of fried chicken up her nose. From the inside - she wasn't huffing it.
As soon as she recovered from that, I made her choke on her lemonade. My jokes are lethal, apparently. Not that you could tell from this entry. 
In other news, I have complete and total writer's block. I got nothin'. Zip. If my fount of creativity was measured against a timeline, I'd be somewhere around the time that ferns were the only living thing on the planet. And not even smart ferns.
Maybe I need drugs or something.
I am also apparently funny, as I made my dinner companion laugh so hard that she sucked a piece of fried chicken up her nose. From the inside - she wasn't huffing it.
As soon as she recovered from that, I made her choke on her lemonade. My jokes are lethal, apparently. Not that you could tell from this entry.
In other news, I have complete and total writer's block. I got nothin'. Zip. If my fount of creativity was measured against a timeline, I'd be somewhere around the time that ferns were the only living thing on the planet. And not even smart ferns.
Maybe I need drugs or something.
snakeplissken:
I made a pregnant woman shoot milk out her nose once. Funny thing is she was drinking Pepsi.
blck_flwrsplease:
interesting - maybe you should travel to rome to see the pope - and take drugs while youre there - that might help