hi, this is me:
i am a huge nerd. how huge? i have this:
which has this ad on the back:
here's another ad where an italian cat is gnawing on a popple:
![](https://static.flickr.com/141/321943269_e50112faa5_o.jpg)
i am a huge nerd. how huge? i have this:
![](https://static.flickr.com/135/321942842_4c10428f1f_o.jpg)
which has this ad on the back:
![](https://static.flickr.com/124/321942846_7675b307e1_o.jpg)
here's another ad where an italian cat is gnawing on a popple:
![](https://static.flickr.com/125/321950197_295767c33a_o.jpg)
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
So....how was it?
GAH YOU DIDN'T GO?! NOOO! Did you at least re-sell the tickets?