Just had the weirdest sex dream of my entire life.
It was post Z-day in a rage zombie world (like 28 day later my LEAST favorite kind of zombies). Somehow I was back on the mainland (I know because snow was everywhere) and I was an excellent hunter- it was as though I was Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Terminator and zombies where the people of the 80's- it was as though I had found my calling in slaying the undead...
Skipping ahead I ran into trouble one of my friends and I who I know IRL but we met on Oahu (this is on the mainland in winter remember) Take shelter in a penthouse sweet at the Hilton where we find a lovely jet black haired lady (she has the characteristics of no one I have ever met in my life) . We take in her story where at sometime I became infatuated with her. When she is done with her story my friend takes post so that we can sleep.
But, before I fall a strange orb of gas and light appears and fall into the raven beauty who I just met. She dies , but before I can take her remains to dispose o them she comes back to life in true zombie form. and before I can slay her for the beast she is she starts to cry (something no zombie has done before) because she knows what I am about to do.
I stoped in shock I dropped my weapon (M9 svc ) and against all natural feelings I hold her and let her weep into my chest.
She kisses me and we proceeded to make love, not have sex, love. I had the most tender intimate sexual experience that even my waking self has ever had.
When we both finish she whispered into my right ear "Thank you this changes everything".
That is when I woke up in a cold sweat. So my question now is:
Dear Brain,
Dafuq did you just do?
It was post Z-day in a rage zombie world (like 28 day later my LEAST favorite kind of zombies). Somehow I was back on the mainland (I know because snow was everywhere) and I was an excellent hunter- it was as though I was Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first Terminator and zombies where the people of the 80's- it was as though I had found my calling in slaying the undead...
Skipping ahead I ran into trouble one of my friends and I who I know IRL but we met on Oahu (this is on the mainland in winter remember) Take shelter in a penthouse sweet at the Hilton where we find a lovely jet black haired lady (she has the characteristics of no one I have ever met in my life) . We take in her story where at sometime I became infatuated with her. When she is done with her story my friend takes post so that we can sleep.
But, before I fall a strange orb of gas and light appears and fall into the raven beauty who I just met. She dies , but before I can take her remains to dispose o them she comes back to life in true zombie form. and before I can slay her for the beast she is she starts to cry (something no zombie has done before) because she knows what I am about to do.
I stoped in shock I dropped my weapon (M9 svc ) and against all natural feelings I hold her and let her weep into my chest.
She kisses me and we proceeded to make love, not have sex, love. I had the most tender intimate sexual experience that even my waking self has ever had.
When we both finish she whispered into my right ear "Thank you this changes everything".
That is when I woke up in a cold sweat. So my question now is:
Dear Brain,
Dafuq did you just do?