Hmmmmmm....well, lets see, time for me to update I suppose...I spent ALL day tues. trying to recover from my night O' drinkin..I was puking the whole nine..it sucked but everybody needs to get trashed every now and then...ok so I get trashed more often than every now and then but so what..
I had my turtle patrol that morning and I got in around 2:30 am and had to be up at 4:30 needless to say I did not go..
But I gottta head out at 5am tomorrow to get back on it...what else..hmmmm...Oh yeah!!! I got a job...woooo hooo!!! I am gonna be a cocktail waitress...Hell, at least it get me outta the house..hehe...I said cock...
Not much else going on...been kinda BLAH this week for many different reasons...what?...what is that you say?... go smoke a bowl....that is an excellent idea...what would I do with out ya'll........
"Cause i work magic like a magician
I add up like a mathematician
I'm a bank cashier
Engineer
I wear cotton but i don't wear sheer"
Peace out.....
oh and here's a pirate
, cause they are fucking sexy
Oh yeah...one more thing...today I was at the in-laws (took the kids swimming) and my sis-in-law WHO I FUCKING HATE has a bathroom that opens out on to the pool deck well there was a huge wasp nest near the door so I left the door open and closed the door to the bathroom that opens in to the house and let a wasp fly right on in and then closed the dorr...just so she would have a nice suprise when she gets home...DAMN I'M FUNNY!!!! ok so not really but I hate her so whatever...



"Cause i work magic like a magician
I add up like a mathematician
I'm a bank cashier
Engineer
I wear cotton but i don't wear sheer"
Peace out.....
oh and here's a pirate

Oh yeah...one more thing...today I was at the in-laws (took the kids swimming) and my sis-in-law WHO I FUCKING HATE has a bathroom that opens out on to the pool deck well there was a huge wasp nest near the door so I left the door open and closed the door to the bathroom that opens in to the house and let a wasp fly right on in and then closed the dorr...just so she would have a nice suprise when she gets home...DAMN I'M FUNNY!!!! ok so not really but I hate her so whatever...



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allied:
Your sister-in-law's name wouldn't be Ethel, would it? I hate Ethels!
Congrats on the new job. Now, send me some good vibes so I can get one...

sixfeetunder:
Thats funny about your sister in law.. Did you have fun in San Fran?