If anybody out there believes in telekinesis, raise my hand 
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Ok this weekend was crazy. I beat Andrew Morris over the head with a frying pan so hard that he dented the pan
, I beat Paul's ass so bad that he was peeing blood , I left Scottie a drunken british voicemail when I don't even remember calling him 
, and when I woke up on Sunday I used Paul's breathalyzer but it wouldn't give me an accurate reading because it only goes up to .12 
*Side not - I haven't been able to find a pig small enough to make the helmeted cock
, so I'm going to make something else 
. And I've officially used way too many smileys 
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Ok this weekend was crazy. I beat Andrew Morris over the head with a frying pan so hard that he dented the pan
, I beat Paul's ass so bad that he was peeing blood , I left Scottie a drunken british voicemail when I don't even remember calling him , and when I woke up on Sunday I used Paul's breathalyzer but it wouldn't give me an accurate reading because it only goes up to .12
*Side not - I haven't been able to find a pig small enough to make the helmeted cock
, so I'm going to make something else . And I've officially used way too many smileys .
I can open my cd-rom drive and close and open windows using only the power of the viruses on my PC.. which my mind opted to download.
Telekinesis by proxy.