It's soo close now I can taste it! I'm starting to get nervous. I hate airports and I have a feeling that the getting there part is gonna be the worst. I got my tickets super cheep which means that I have long layovers. Which honestly I prefer to having to run after different flights.
I'm kinda back and forth on one silly little thing.
I wanna bring a dildo or at least a vibrator. I'm not sure if this is the best idea since i have to go through customs. I'm kinda against anyone touching my special friends unless they are invited by me to do so.
I'm not quite sure what the liklihood is that my shit will get searched. I'd assume customs pple have seen enough dildos in a scanner to know it's not a bomb, right?
or maybe there's something wrong with me if the idea of traveling without them is simply ridiculous to me?
thoughts?
Also....
I've been making poof balls!
I'm kinda back and forth on one silly little thing.
I wanna bring a dildo or at least a vibrator. I'm not sure if this is the best idea since i have to go through customs. I'm kinda against anyone touching my special friends unless they are invited by me to do so.
I'm not quite sure what the liklihood is that my shit will get searched. I'd assume customs pple have seen enough dildos in a scanner to know it's not a bomb, right?
or maybe there's something wrong with me if the idea of traveling without them is simply ridiculous to me?
thoughts?
Also....
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I've been making poof balls!
Carry ons are usually checked pretty closely; just because there are so many things not allowed in the cabin, and it's easy to see something that might be one of those things.
Your checked luggage will still be scanned, but they don't have to worry about as many things so it's less likely they'll see something that requires them to check. Though in some US airports I've had TSA agents go through my checked bags with me before putting them into the hold.
If you don't want anyone looking through your bags, make sure you're only bringing what you're allowed to bring and be sure to follow instructions (like taking your laptop and your liquids out of your bag during carry on scanning.) The guys scanning don't want to check through your stuff, they'd rather just move onto the next person, so if you're a text book packer and don't give them reason to look inside, they probably want.
And yeah, they do see a lot of dildos from what I understand.
I'd probably just buy one there if I was really concerned?
I don't fly in the US often, so some of my info could be outdated.