Most clever thing I've heard all day:
The setup - I'm talking to one of my friends online and I make one of my usual jokes - one of the few things I try throw into the odd conversation because I think it makes me look clever. In this instance, I got massively outgunned on the clever scale.
Her: Either you're repeating yourself, or I'm having some weird deja vu.
Me: Nah, I have very few lines. I'm probably repeating myself.
Her; You're a musician. You don't repeat yourself - you just have a chorus.
Bow down.
Also: today's lesson in perspective...
Unless you found a fucking STAPLE in your pad thai at lunch today... and the pad thai in which you found said staple was in your MOUTH when you found out... you had a better day than I did.
Ow!
The setup - I'm talking to one of my friends online and I make one of my usual jokes - one of the few things I try throw into the odd conversation because I think it makes me look clever. In this instance, I got massively outgunned on the clever scale.
Her: Either you're repeating yourself, or I'm having some weird deja vu.
Me: Nah, I have very few lines. I'm probably repeating myself.
Her; You're a musician. You don't repeat yourself - you just have a chorus.
Bow down.
Also: today's lesson in perspective...
Unless you found a fucking STAPLE in your pad thai at lunch today... and the pad thai in which you found said staple was in your MOUTH when you found out... you had a better day than I did.
Ow!
dholokov:
i have this bridge based on the flat seventh of the key of whatever I'm talking about, and it often leads to a refrain. But no chorus. 