IF YOUR BORED......STOLE FROM TUESDAY 
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
RANCH
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Hooters.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Piizza
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese, SAUSAGE, PINAPPLE
5.What do you like to put on your toast?
LOTS OF BUTTER AND CINNAMON
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
2
2. What color cell phone do you have?
BLOOD RED
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
like a second. GOOGLE IS GREAT
4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has?
NOT A CLUE
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
LEFT
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
NEGATIVE THANK GOD
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
SHEET OF PLYWOOD COVERED IN DIRT
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOPE
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
NOTHING I LIKE IT
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. DEPEND ON WHAT KIND AND SAUCE
************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
JUST 1
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops.
LAST NIGHT WHEN WE STOLE A STATUE FROM OUR BAR ON BASE
3. Last person you talked to?
ENZA
4. Last person you hugged?
MY SON
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Chicago doesn't seem to have these. It's either really fucking hot or really fucking cold. Bullshit because the in betweens are my fave. Spring and Autumn.
2. Holiday?
CHRISTMAS AND FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
3. Day of the week?
THURSDAY CAUSE WE DONT SO SHIT ON FRI
4. Month?
OCTOBER
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
HELL YEAH, MY SON AND BEST FRIEND ENZA
2. Mood?
PISSED, DEPRESSED, ALONE, NUMB
3. What are you listening to?
GODSMACK
4. Watching?
DODGE BALL
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
OUT SIDE TO SMOKE
2. What's the last movie you saw?
WALK THE LINE
3. Do you smile often?
NO
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
OF COURSE. IN KOREA FOR DEPLOYMENT....BUT IT DONT MATTER ANYWAY
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
PROLLY ENZA BUT SHE TO BUSY LATELY
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn't. Blue 4tw.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
NEVER BEEN
5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
NO
7. Favorite Christmas song(s):
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
TO BE WITH ENZA BUT IT MAY NOT HAPPEN
9. Can you do push ups?
87 IN 2 MINUTES
10. Can you do a chin up?
LIKE 13
11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
DONT KNOW KINDA NUMB
12. Do you have any saved texts?
MOSTLY PICTURES
13. Ever been in a car wreck?
YEP REAR ENDED AT 45 MPH
14. Do you have an accent?
A SMALL ONE FROM CHICAGO
15. What is the last song to make you cry?
SLIPKNOTS "SNUFF"
16. Plans tonight?
NOTHING THRYING TO SOBER UP
17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yep
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
BEER, BEER, SHOTS.
19. Have you ever been given roses?
yeah
20. Current worry?
NOT BEING WITH THE ONE I LOVE
21. Current hate right now?
A FEW PEOPLE.
22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes
23. How will you bring in the New Year?
No idea. .
24. What song represents you?
RING OF FIRE OR WALK THE LINE.
25. Name three people who might complete this?
Bored ones.
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
HELL YEAH.
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yeah.
28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Heh, yah, a few.
29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
OUT OF A MARRIAGE
30. Does anyone love you?
YEAH BUT CANT GET THE ONE WHO MATTERS
31. Ever had someone sing to you?
NO.
32. When did you last cry?
NO
33. Do you like to cuddle?
Of course,
34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
NO
35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
MOTLEY CRUE.
36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
KINDA NEW BUT ONE OLD FRIEND
37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
YEP
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
RANCH
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Hooters.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Piizza
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese, SAUSAGE, PINAPPLE
5.What do you like to put on your toast?
LOTS OF BUTTER AND CINNAMON
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
2
2. What color cell phone do you have?
BLOOD RED
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
like a second. GOOGLE IS GREAT
4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has?
NOT A CLUE
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
LEFT
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
NEGATIVE THANK GOD
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
SHEET OF PLYWOOD COVERED IN DIRT
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOPE
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
NOTHING I LIKE IT
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. DEPEND ON WHAT KIND AND SAUCE
************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
JUST 1
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops.
LAST NIGHT WHEN WE STOLE A STATUE FROM OUR BAR ON BASE
3. Last person you talked to?
ENZA
4. Last person you hugged?
MY SON
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Chicago doesn't seem to have these. It's either really fucking hot or really fucking cold. Bullshit because the in betweens are my fave. Spring and Autumn.
2. Holiday?
CHRISTMAS AND FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
3. Day of the week?
THURSDAY CAUSE WE DONT SO SHIT ON FRI
4. Month?
OCTOBER
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
HELL YEAH, MY SON AND BEST FRIEND ENZA
2. Mood?
PISSED, DEPRESSED, ALONE, NUMB
3. What are you listening to?
GODSMACK
4. Watching?
DODGE BALL
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
OUT SIDE TO SMOKE
2. What's the last movie you saw?
WALK THE LINE
3. Do you smile often?
NO
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
OF COURSE. IN KOREA FOR DEPLOYMENT....BUT IT DONT MATTER ANYWAY
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
PROLLY ENZA BUT SHE TO BUSY LATELY
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn't. Blue 4tw.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
NEVER BEEN
5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
NO
7. Favorite Christmas song(s):
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
TO BE WITH ENZA BUT IT MAY NOT HAPPEN
9. Can you do push ups?
87 IN 2 MINUTES
10. Can you do a chin up?
LIKE 13
11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
DONT KNOW KINDA NUMB
12. Do you have any saved texts?
MOSTLY PICTURES
13. Ever been in a car wreck?
YEP REAR ENDED AT 45 MPH
14. Do you have an accent?
A SMALL ONE FROM CHICAGO
15. What is the last song to make you cry?
SLIPKNOTS "SNUFF"
16. Plans tonight?
NOTHING THRYING TO SOBER UP
17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yep
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
BEER, BEER, SHOTS.
19. Have you ever been given roses?
yeah
20. Current worry?
NOT BEING WITH THE ONE I LOVE
21. Current hate right now?
A FEW PEOPLE.
22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes
23. How will you bring in the New Year?
No idea. .
24. What song represents you?
RING OF FIRE OR WALK THE LINE.
25. Name three people who might complete this?
Bored ones.
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
HELL YEAH.
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yeah.
28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Heh, yah, a few.
29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
OUT OF A MARRIAGE
30. Does anyone love you?
YEAH BUT CANT GET THE ONE WHO MATTERS
31. Ever had someone sing to you?
NO.
32. When did you last cry?
NO
33. Do you like to cuddle?
Of course,
34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
NO
35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
MOTLEY CRUE.
36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
KINDA NEW BUT ONE OLD FRIEND
37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
YEP
diaz:
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