Must. Make. Brain. Wittier.
My sister's boyfriend says to me, about she and he making out, "You don't wanna know what we did on your bed." to which I reply. "You don't wanna know what I did on her bed."
Then about thirty seconds later my brain kicks out the much wittier "Couldn't be worse than I what I did on her bed."
Why, oh why, does my brain have to be so slow after 10:00?! Maybe I need to start consuming huge amount of caffeine again, or possibly just stop working so long.
Still in need of a haircut.
My sister's boyfriend says to me, about she and he making out, "You don't wanna know what we did on your bed." to which I reply. "You don't wanna know what I did on her bed."
Then about thirty seconds later my brain kicks out the much wittier "Couldn't be worse than I what I did on her bed."
Why, oh why, does my brain have to be so slow after 10:00?! Maybe I need to start consuming huge amount of caffeine again, or possibly just stop working so long.
Still in need of a haircut.