Ah, the promise of better dental hygiene! The box of Frosted Flakes that I was digging thru the other day came complete with a Tony the Tiger electric toothbrush!! I remember when cereal boxes used to come stuffed with tiny one-piece plastic toys (I used to go nuts for those things) and now they're giving away fuckin watches and CDs and DVDs and now electric toothbrushes!
There's one catch. No batteries! How am I supposed to keep my enamel scrubbed clean if I got no juice? I figured no big deal, I just replaced the batteries in my digital camera, the old ones are high-yield and should still have enough kick to run a dinky electric toothbrush. When I hopened the housing to drop my AA's in I found to my shock that this puppy only took AAA's! Still no clean teeth for me!
Luckily, amongst some multipacks of exploded batteries I found what I needed, they even still had power in 'em! Now I'm the coolest kid on the block for sure, and just wait until I bust into that box of Rice Krispies, there's either a Snap, Crackle or Pop brush inside! I may never have to see a dentist again.
And yes, it's potentially perverted to stick Tony the Tiger in my mouth.
There's one catch. No batteries! How am I supposed to keep my enamel scrubbed clean if I got no juice? I figured no big deal, I just replaced the batteries in my digital camera, the old ones are high-yield and should still have enough kick to run a dinky electric toothbrush. When I hopened the housing to drop my AA's in I found to my shock that this puppy only took AAA's! Still no clean teeth for me!
Luckily, amongst some multipacks of exploded batteries I found what I needed, they even still had power in 'em! Now I'm the coolest kid on the block for sure, and just wait until I bust into that box of Rice Krispies, there's either a Snap, Crackle or Pop brush inside! I may never have to see a dentist again.
And yes, it's potentially perverted to stick Tony the Tiger in my mouth.