I remembered my dream last night. I so rarely remember them, so this was a bit of a surprise.

I dreamt I was part of the stage crew for some performance going on. I think it was a play or something. Anyway, I remember sitting around in this stingy hotel room in an area that resembled London. It was dark and misty outside. And when we left the hotel room, the military cleaned it up for us. When I went to the show, after misplacing my jacket, I was assigned the task of making a sign for the play. The sign was a slim and long cardboard box and on it I wrote "Crucial". I suppose that was the name of the play.

And then I remember eating some food backstage before the show. The whole place only served fish, so I only ate green beans, mashed potatoes, and bread (because of my vegetarian nature). And then when the show started, I went out to hold up the "Crucial" sign and the stage manager/lead actress bitched out at me.

What the hell kind of dream was this? Why am I telling you? Do you care?