Wow I have messed up weekends sometimes. Allright its about 3am Friday morning. One of my friends needs to run to her work out in the middle of nowhere and drop of a time card or some such shit. Well Im board and not sleeping for another 3 hours. What the hell right lets go for a night ride out into the boonies. Well she's flying along the back roads and BOOM! this little orange fur ball of indetermanite species not just jumps out in front of her car but I swear to god was Aiming for her! Now I love animals but this was just too funny I have never seen a critter with such a death wish. On our way back we look for the thing and cant find it anywhere. Im such a nice person you know. I had to let her know she Atomized the critter and how glad I was that I didnt hit it.
Im totaly sick I know.
Im totaly sick I know.
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In response to Sliverz story.....Ive heard a story about a guy who hit a deer. He got out to check on it...thought it was dead. It wasnt. It started thrashing around. The guy wasnt fast enough and took a hoof in the stomach. I mean IN the stomach (deer hooves are pretty sharp actually) The deer got even by disemboweling him!!!
It was on the side walk/pavement with a high wall running along side, so it couldn't escape that way. I was doing about 40mph downhill on a mountain bike. "Don't go under the bike," kept going through my mind. So what does it do? It goes straight for the bike, it went under the back wheel. No trace of it was found when I went back to see if was dead though, I reckon it must've scurried off to die. Of course, there is the slim possibility that it survived.