Hello. My name is Ron and I wrote a book. Thought I'd post it here on SuicideGirls even though I know no one will see it. Meh, I'll do it anyway. I have been a photographer, graphic designer and videographer for most of my life. Back in 2004 I became seriously disillusioned with my career and my future. I struggled through an increasingly stressful lifestyle of working most of my waking hours and then drinking heavily to tolerate those long hours. I was becoming a depressed drunk prick spiraling downward into oblivion. Then one day a brutal work situation brought me to tears and smacked some sense into my fuzzy head forcing me to make a life-changing decision. After quitting my life, selling everything I owned and buying a big black backpack, I set off around the world with a camera, a thick notepad, a new positive attitude and absolutely no plans for my future.
The ohronniewhereartthou? book is a year of stories about freedom, danger, drugs, prostitution, death threats, friends, beer, frogs, sharks, jumping from planes, extortion, Sweet Sandra, dirty laundry, scams, bribes, shitting in the woods, ... it’s a love story!
The stories come from a website that I had created for my family to know my whereabouts during the year. ohronniewhereartthou.com grew into a travel site that had thousands of followers enjoying the mindless drivel that I added every few days as I drank and fumbled my way through 24 countries and 85 cities. As a self-proclaimed inexperienced dumbass of traveling and of the world in general, I was just as surprised as anyone that I had survived a year alone without researching any of the destinations that I landed in. Without a cellphone and with only the odd internet café available, I was able to upload to the website letting my family, friends and followers know what the latest bout of trouble I had gotten myself into.