Hi!
It's my birthday, so everythings going to deliquesce. (At least momentarily). Also thanks to everyone who sent me lovely emails, or gave kind words here.
Anyway, later on Im sure to drink too many cocktails, take too many drugs and have too much sex (wait! luckily, one cant have too much sex!)
For your convenience I have compiled a list of the things I want, so please feel free to pick out something and send it to me:
New red shoes, a Hello Kitty toaster, a Skipping Girl bag, a new whip, my Amazon wishlist, perfume, nipple shields from stylerave.com, a watering can, and Skechers
Of course, if you're feeling stingy and don't want to buy a present for someone you've never seen, only know through a porn site and are unlikely to ever meet, then I offer you a second option:
Please send me naked pictures of yourself. <sum_girl@hotmail.com>
That is all. Thank You.
x
It's my birthday, so everythings going to deliquesce. (At least momentarily). Also thanks to everyone who sent me lovely emails, or gave kind words here.
Anyway, later on Im sure to drink too many cocktails, take too many drugs and have too much sex (wait! luckily, one cant have too much sex!)
For your convenience I have compiled a list of the things I want, so please feel free to pick out something and send it to me:
New red shoes, a Hello Kitty toaster, a Skipping Girl bag, a new whip, my Amazon wishlist, perfume, nipple shields from stylerave.com, a watering can, and Skechers
Of course, if you're feeling stingy and don't want to buy a present for someone you've never seen, only know through a porn site and are unlikely to ever meet, then I offer you a second option:
Please send me naked pictures of yourself. <sum_girl@hotmail.com>
That is all. Thank You.
x
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happy (late) birthday! i'm broke,too, so any naked pics you want will be in your box.
uh,...'in your box'...hee-hee!
binaryfiend