Aaah, I finally went to see 300...and it was AMAZING...THIS IS SPARTAAA.
I was sitting through the film going "THIGHS AHOY" in my mind, but my boyfriend noticed that I sat through the whole film with my jaw hitting the ground..Gerard Butler....fucking hell, how ripped did he have to get...oh I'd let him *ahem*....anyway, Andrew called me, didn't know he was from Paisley, some mate of Andrews fiance is his cousin and they go out drinking...we need introduced, woaa...seriously...those thighs. I mean the film was good too.
Had a good couple of days, although I have cystitis and its so painful and I have to leave for work in an hour, spankingtastic. I went out on monday night to the Garage after my haggis neeps n tatties, which was mmmmm, then got hammered in Sleazys then went to the rock night, was pretty good, although I went in a complete shiter of a mood, because every time I go out, theres this fucking midget that comes on to Larry WHEN I'M WITH HIM....I mean even when we were broken up...I still fucking noticed....she does it again, she'll find her head on a silver platter.
No I'm not the jealouse type, but take the fucking hint lass....hes my vanillaface...I mean she looks filthy anyway cus she's about blowjob height.
I'm pretty sure Larry was loving the look of rage in my face. Although....haha, some guy was checking me out so he just kinda made a sad face.
I crashed at his rather empty bedsit and went back home to get showered and try and get rid of the hangover, so I headed back into town again and got a huuuuuge smoothie because it was so sunny. And it cured my hangover, we bought stuff, he got his hair cut. Then we went to Bloc for Pizza and I was ragin' cus mines was manky, then we went to the cinema and I went home
Thats when I started to feel pretty ick, and constantly needing a weeeee...it hurts. I'm sure you all want to know that. Anyhow this morning my mum woke me up and made me drink a pint of cranberry juice and we hung out until andrew showed his face.
Although it isnt home without winding my mum up. She left the back door open and I noticed a squirrell with something that looked like an apple and it was looking at me, so I told my mum, she's so simple, and because we had them living in our walls she was like..."IT'S STEALING MY APPLES"....hahaha....so I brought her an apple which I made a squirel bite size in it and she started going crazy "I'M GONNA HIT THAT SQUIRREL WITH A FUCKING APPLE...STOP STEALING MY APPLES"
Yes..I'm deadly serious.
So we went out for coffee and proceeded to wind my mum up then on the way to the car andrew gave me his car keys (i've never sat at the wheel of a car in my life)...so my mum starts shouting and saying don't you effing dare, so andrew teaches me to get it to biting point and the car lunges forward and I dont even know which pedal the break is. Oops....got it though.
haha....fun!
I'm going out tonight with Louise, she's training me and we dont finish until 11.30.
I was sitting through the film going "THIGHS AHOY" in my mind, but my boyfriend noticed that I sat through the whole film with my jaw hitting the ground..Gerard Butler....fucking hell, how ripped did he have to get...oh I'd let him *ahem*....anyway, Andrew called me, didn't know he was from Paisley, some mate of Andrews fiance is his cousin and they go out drinking...we need introduced, woaa...seriously...those thighs. I mean the film was good too.
Had a good couple of days, although I have cystitis and its so painful and I have to leave for work in an hour, spankingtastic. I went out on monday night to the Garage after my haggis neeps n tatties, which was mmmmm, then got hammered in Sleazys then went to the rock night, was pretty good, although I went in a complete shiter of a mood, because every time I go out, theres this fucking midget that comes on to Larry WHEN I'M WITH HIM....I mean even when we were broken up...I still fucking noticed....she does it again, she'll find her head on a silver platter.
No I'm not the jealouse type, but take the fucking hint lass....hes my vanillaface...I mean she looks filthy anyway cus she's about blowjob height.
I'm pretty sure Larry was loving the look of rage in my face. Although....haha, some guy was checking me out so he just kinda made a sad face.
I crashed at his rather empty bedsit and went back home to get showered and try and get rid of the hangover, so I headed back into town again and got a huuuuuge smoothie because it was so sunny. And it cured my hangover, we bought stuff, he got his hair cut. Then we went to Bloc for Pizza and I was ragin' cus mines was manky, then we went to the cinema and I went home
Thats when I started to feel pretty ick, and constantly needing a weeeee...it hurts. I'm sure you all want to know that. Anyhow this morning my mum woke me up and made me drink a pint of cranberry juice and we hung out until andrew showed his face.
Although it isnt home without winding my mum up. She left the back door open and I noticed a squirrell with something that looked like an apple and it was looking at me, so I told my mum, she's so simple, and because we had them living in our walls she was like..."IT'S STEALING MY APPLES"....hahaha....so I brought her an apple which I made a squirel bite size in it and she started going crazy "I'M GONNA HIT THAT SQUIRREL WITH A FUCKING APPLE...STOP STEALING MY APPLES"
Yes..I'm deadly serious.
So we went out for coffee and proceeded to wind my mum up then on the way to the car andrew gave me his car keys (i've never sat at the wheel of a car in my life)...so my mum starts shouting and saying don't you effing dare, so andrew teaches me to get it to biting point and the car lunges forward and I dont even know which pedal the break is. Oops....got it though.
haha....fun!
I'm going out tonight with Louise, she's training me and we dont finish until 11.30.
300 is ace! hahaha.. and cystitis is EVIL!!!!! i hate it so much. i can't even leave the house when i have it bad... ~