There was a lady in her 90s who became sort of a local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.
"This isn't my first husband, so it's not that much different from the others," she replied with a smile.
"Oh, how many husbands have you had?" the interviewer inquired. "This will be my fourth, " she replied.
"I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher."
"What does your current husband do?"
"Oh, he's a funeral director."
The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men with such different backgrounds and personalities.
"It always made sense to me, " she replied. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
