A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain." sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well, " sobs the little girl, "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
vassilis:
LOL! Thank you for the morning laugh