I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting in the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man, you look tired." His buddy says, "Man, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about 55, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."
suispud1:
This went over really well.