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A joke.....about a deer.....well, sort of.....

Jul 10, 2014
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. (After posting it to Facebook). Both he and the wife decide not to tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well, it's what Mommy calls me sometimes". The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole".

virninja:
I love this joke :)
Jul 10, 2014

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