so the first thing i asked her was "do you have a lint roller?"
then 3 hours later she proceeds to claw out my eyeball and now its bleeding horribly under the lens thingie and now i look like a horribly disfigured freak. thanks DIA...............................................
then 3 hours later she proceeds to claw out my eyeball and now its bleeding horribly under the lens thingie and now i look like a horribly disfigured freak. thanks DIA...............................................
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My dipshit friend was bustin on me for having such a strong disposition for the military. she's all gung ho now and thinks she's so tough. "you are such a pussy cause you won't fight for your country" blah blah blah. I said take the war to my street and see who breaks out the carbine stock AR-15. take the war to my door and see who gets the 15 foot radius buckshot. I can see through walls. i can scale a building without tools. so cower behind your artillary cannon, bitch. cause if it weren't for the working class citizen such as myself there would be no country to defend.
i just hate how all my friends turned into assholes when they got out of the service. that's all. way to go military....woo woo.... just don't expect everyone to throw away their lives when inter-city freelance killing is so much more fun