suicide_pinkie

why must people presume i give a flying fuck about football?

im buying my groceries, the guy putting them through suddenly gasps. i have my ipod on so cant here the radio is on, playing a match a local team is involved in. i take one ear out and realise whats going on, he then tells me a load of bollocks about how the team is doing well considering its such a small team. i stand there, my ears filling with totally useless information.

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
'i really dont know mate'
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
*sigh*
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
'is that my change?'
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
'bye'
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

i leave, wishing id taken my tomato and mascarpone pasta sauce tub and rammed it down his throat, or beaten his head in with my box of Ariel washing tablets.

cunt.

that is all