The 80 year-old woman in me politely asked for a cup of hot tea with a bit of lemon.
"If it's not TOO much trouble."
The 26 year-old in me just gave her some Grey Goose.
In a mug.
With a bit of lemon.
"It really was no trouble at all."
I look rather productive here with my trusty Columbia University mug (stolen from a family member) next to my computer. Almost, dare I say, professional?
Had I opted for the "Keep drinking until she's hot." shot glass, I don't think I would've achieved the same effect.
I honestly don't remember where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere inappropriate.
For the record, somebody can buy this teacup for me...
"If it's not TOO much trouble."
The 26 year-old in me just gave her some Grey Goose.
In a mug.
With a bit of lemon.
"It really was no trouble at all."
I look rather productive here with my trusty Columbia University mug (stolen from a family member) next to my computer. Almost, dare I say, professional?
Had I opted for the "Keep drinking until she's hot." shot glass, I don't think I would've achieved the same effect.
I honestly don't remember where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere inappropriate.
For the record, somebody can buy this teacup for me...
Welcome home.
And how else can you be expected to drop out into the so unknown?