sugarpill

The Strawberry Shortcake thing is freaky.

It's like the Honeymooners becoming popular again with all the merchandising along with it. Like Honeymooners lunchboxes, jewelry, underoos, spousal abuse kits(Bang! Zoom! Find out how to send *your* girl to the moon!)

Those marketeers... one of these days, man... one of these days....

oh, and the fucking Care Bears are coming back. I was enough of a pussy of a child to have had one of those. And a cabbage patch kid. man, am I gay or what.

I don't know if I want all of this shit coming back. It's not like it's validating, as it was for the fuckheads who wore bellbottoms in the 70s. It just reminds me of how stupid I was as a child. "He-Man isn't gay! Take that back!"

Oh, and think about My Little Pony. Back then, little dolls with decals. Now, punk rock girls with dyed hair and tattoos on their asses.

Have you seen the new commercials for shrinky-dinks (that's what they're called, right?)?