Times like these, I'm really glad I've built up all those extra saved-your-ass points....I am in SO much trouble when I get to work tomorrow morning. I feel nauseated just thinking about it. I'm hoping that I'll just have my pay docked for a few weeks rather than being fired.
ETA 12/31: Not fired. Some pay docked, not as much as I thought. Mostly I...
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ETA 12/31: Not fired. Some pay docked, not as much as I thought. Mostly I...
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Merry Christmas, to those of you who celebrate that sort of thing,
Between now and January 21, I plan to be as debaucherous as I can find opportunity for. (Because really, what else does one do on Winter Break?)
TIME FOR HOOKERS AND BLOW, BITCHES. And lots of pictures of all of it.
TIME FOR HOOKERS AND BLOW, BITCHES. And lots of pictures of all of it.
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nickfaust:
Can't wait for the photos!
tenaciousg3:
Hahah! Glad you enjoyed my little "christmas gift" on my blog... I was laughing histerically when it aired, and the one on YouTube was uncensored! Anyway - glad you enjoyed it.
I am Barry F'in GIBB!!!
I am Barry F'in GIBB!!!
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apple_addict:
Are you like my long lost sister? 
papawheelie:
that's such an excellent photo. I was looking over photos from my trip L.A. today, there's a couple of epic photos of you *cough* - good times!
I'm making this update from my new MacBook black. In my bedroom.
Give me love. It's been a bad week.
Give me love. It's been a bad week.
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xsilentxninjax:
i always get in fights.. i hope that mac book doesnt rock that ass too hard, it would be a shame to have that beautiful ass damaged. 
reikiapprentice:
I noticed you had pictures at two places I've been to. I was born on Whidbey Island in Washington and I used to go to Knott's Berry Farm when I lived in California as a small child. Kind of interesting that we were both born in The Year Of The Cock (err... Rooster) in the chinese zodiac. check out my profile some time.
I can't believe you did that.
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I can't believe I liked it.
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I can't believe I liked it.
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robsilver:
Show was great!!
Possibly my favourite gig ever...
OK, no pics... we'll sette for a detailed account, or at least some vague hints!!
Possibly my favourite gig ever...
OK, no pics... we'll sette for a detailed account, or at least some vague hints!!
robsilver:
Let's be friends!
Let's be friends!
There is something about having my fingernails all ragged and disgusting that makes me feel as if my life has spiraled completely out of control.
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staygone:
It's working amazing! I use it at night like you do and most of the weekend.
xsilentxninjax:
no, thats not it..
The magic of CraigsList never fails to amuse and amaze me.
Five words: "proverbial unshackling of the vagina."
God bless America.
Five words: "proverbial unshackling of the vagina."
God bless America.
null:
I think someone should publish a book of Craigslist philosophy and wisdom. It'd be pure genius.
Taking a vow of poverty this week. Between this and the lack of shagging, I'm beginning to feel like a nun.
P.S. Fuck traffic school.
P.S. Fuck traffic school.
null:
Looking at Quicken, I must have taken such a vow last week. I'd make for a hideous nun, though.
Today's news story: woman accused of heroin-soaked panties.
Is this one more fucking thing that won't be allowed through the airports now?
Not that *I* have to worry about that one.
Is this one more fucking thing that won't be allowed through the airports now?
Not that *I* have to worry about that one.
whitewidow:
Thank you for the sweet comment on my declined set
Kisses
Kisses
null:
One and the same. I hate him so, so very much.
Reason # 284 Why I Love My Boss:
"So when are you going to come over and help me drink beer?"
(It should be noted for the record that this sentence was spoken at about 8:30 a.m.)
"So when are you going to come over and help me drink beer?"
(It should be noted for the record that this sentence was spoken at about 8:30 a.m.)
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null:
It's not that uncommon to see me dance a few steps or sing in public. When I'm really on, I turn everything into a little dance.
allied:
Mmmmmm, beer. Wow, your new pics are... delicious.
Thanks for the congrats.
Wow, your new pics are... delicious.
Thanks for the congrats.
I always think it's so unfortunate when a girl has a really hot body and a mostly-unattractive face. But never mind the mantlepiece when you're pokin' the fire, eh? EH?
I also think it's unfortunate that some flaw in my genetic makeup has directly linked the severity of my TMJD to the amount of clutter in my house. No wonder my jaw hurts all the...
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I also think it's unfortunate that some flaw in my genetic makeup has directly linked the severity of my TMJD to the amount of clutter in my house. No wonder my jaw hurts all the...
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elizathetroll:
Hot bodies really don't account for much, because usually we don't get to see them before we are already enthralled.
elizathetroll:
Yes, I think their bug repellent must be like their sunscreen.
Have I mentioned how happy I am that my roommate is coming back tomorrow, so I won't be on cat duty anymore?
Have I mentioned how happy I am that my roommate is coming back tomorrow, so I won't be on cat duty anymore?
I didn't know if you saw my reply to your comment . . .
Dana_Mayhem said:
For some people, it's powerfully humiliating and degrading -- ever known someone who got the shit beat out of them and then was pissed on while they were lying there broken and bloody?
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What you're describing here is old school Hells Angels behavior. Have you met any of them? I've just read a couple of Sonny Barger's books, and the earlier one by Hunter S Thompson. Interesting stuff!
Have a great Night!
She's a real sweetheart. And it was fun! no 3some
How about you? How'd your New Years go?